>Rumours have it that tonight the Master Race is going to come under threat of extinction because of the Doctor. Don’t make me laugh hahahaha. Remember how not that long ago it took the whole human race to save him. Well they, you, me everyone is now the Master, he’ll have a hard time persuading me to turn against me.

With over 6 Billion of me taking him on this he won’t be able to simple rely on turning his interesting human race hocus pocus to get his own over on us like he did the last time.

Remember my song from when I had him trapped last time.

Well I’ve re-written Track Three, or to be more precise Jake Shears me, Baby Daddy me, Ana Matronic me, Del Marquis me and Randy Real me have rewritten and Stephen Glenn me is kindly publishing the lyrics on his blog.

It’s not easy having yourself all the time
Seeing ev’ry face as your face
Keeping the Doctor in place
Fuck and mess up precious time line
Glad the Time Laws have been forgotten
Curled up died now new begotten

I’m not a gangster tonight
Don’t want to be a bad guy
I’m just a loner baby
And now I’ve gotten my own way

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We’re going for a ride

It’s a bitch convincing people to like you
Turn them all into you is quicker
The smiles on my Master Race litter
Pleasing everyone cause they are you
Dancing jigs until we’re crippled
Slug ten drinks I won’t get pickled

I’ve got to hand it to me
We’ve played by all the same rules
They take breaking to beat me
And now we’ve made you lonely

We can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My hearts beat now worldwide
They’re cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We’re going for a ride

Oh we could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
We wont deny we’re gonna miss you when you’re gone
Oh we could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill us when we’re sleeping
That’s why

We can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My hearts beat now worldwide
They’re cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We’re going for a ride

Apparently the BBC think there is something worth watching on BBC One at 6:40 this evening. We the Master Race will probably find something better to be doing, after all we have the Doctor to deal with first before we can relax too much. Then again the BBC may be right maybe they will be showing you the end of the Doctor and the rise of the new friend of the earth the Master. Hahahahaha.

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