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Forty years ago while Apollo 11 fever was sweeping the earth I was just a very sizable bump. I was merely biding time to arrive at the same time that the political party of my adulthood would have its annual conference.

Therefore last night I was quite shocked to find this compelling evidence that the lunar landings were faked (may I encourage younger readers to read the whole way to the bottom before throwing stuff at me*).

Today I am however glad to find that there are of course a list of twelve things that we do know are on the moon.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a craving for soup and cheese.

(Demon Drawer would like to thank Dr E. Vibenstein for unearthing the first of these.

* Sorry Irfan.
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